“To be or not to be, that is the question”. For average teenager Mina Hamilton the question is “Do I want to become a vampire or not” and it isn't one she wants to deal with. Mina is a typical teenager, she hangs out with her bestest ever friend Serena, they spend their time doing typical teenage things. Sighing over the school jock, buying trendy outfits (once Mina has gotten Serena over her goth phase) and hanging out at the pizza place. But all is not as it seems. Apparently Mina's parents forgot to tell the Regional Vampire Council that they had a child, and they are insisting that Mina must make a choice. Her crazy Uncle Mortie has been chosen as her guide to all things vampire and she has to attend vampire school. Funnily enough the students at vampire school are just as crazy as the ones at non-vampire schools (you know who I'm talking about, don't you?). My favorite thing about the book is...